Easy compromise, a colossal dagger.

What about a pair of regular-sized hammers?

I think that's just an oddly proportioned greatsword?

Only if they are double headded

I have always wanted a tetrapod attached to a handle as my "kickass" weapon.

What about a colossal hammer with two daggers welded on it?

A regular sword is adequate. Nobody really wants to be adequate.

Pipiru piru pipiru pi!

Roguelite = double dagger with iframe abuse all day

First person/melee game = GIVE ME THE ULTRABONK, CRUSHER OF ENEMY SKULLS

Who knew halos were that sharp!?

My ideal weapon is a big fuckoff staff, a book of spells, and some magic, thank you.

I tried the whole melee thing with wrestling back in the day, but being in shape is exhausting. And I wasn’t that good at it because I’m small. 100% clothie.

my ideal weapon is a swiss army knife, specifically a swiss champ xxl

I always thought I would use a hefty chain with something heavy on at least one end. Use it as a blunt weapon, or choke someone out.

All weapons are shit when compared to the glory of The Charge Blade!