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  • fenririii@lemmy.worldF fenririii@lemmy.world

    Beef going through the roof

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    proti@lemmy.world
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    If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...

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      outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Oof, all hass

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        If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...

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        chicosuave@lemmy.world
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        Beef Rapture

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          mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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          Does he own the company now?

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            fauxliving@lemmy.world
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            Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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            • F fauxliving@lemmy.world

              Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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              zotethemighty@lemmy.zip
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              "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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                bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works
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                Millennial flex

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                • Z zotethemighty@lemmy.zip

                  "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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                  dustydata@lemmy.world
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                  Corporate rate

                  Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                    venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                    Like a moth to a flame

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                      ikidd@lemmy.world
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                      Toast that shit. Jeebus.

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                        beebabe@lemmy.world
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                        The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                          Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.

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                          backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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                          Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game

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                            Corporate rate

                            Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                            boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                            I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao

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                            • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                              The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                              toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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                              how much are they where u live?

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                              • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                                The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                                kolanaki@pawb.social
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                                It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                                Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                                • T toeblast96@sh.itjust.works

                                  how much are they where u live?

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                                  beebabe@lemmy.world
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                                  $3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.

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                                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK kolanaki@pawb.social

                                    It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                                    Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                                    beebabe@lemmy.world
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                                    Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.

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                                    • B bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works

                                      Millennial flex

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                                      izzyj@lemmy.world
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                                      We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration

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                                      • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org

                                        Like a moth to a flame

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                                        sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Burned by the fire.

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                                        • C chicosuave@lemmy.world

                                          Beef Rapture

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                                          dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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                                          Sick band name

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