Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Feed
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Collapse

NodeBB Playground

  1. Home
  2. Categories
  3. memes
  4. Know the signs

Know the signs

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved memes
55 Posts 35 Posters 2 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • S sendmephotos@lemmy.world

    But I do like MS teams

    M This user is from outside of this forum
    M This user is from outside of this forum
    marcos@lemmy.world
    wrote last edited by
    #10

    It's so calming when it just decides to not get any new message for a day and starts removing meetings from your schedule...

    C 1 Reply Last reply
    3
    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world

      You and me are out there enjoying it (unless you are being sarcastic, then it's just me out there in ignorant bliss).

      I still don't get why people are so opposed (it's cheaper than the collection of apps required to do the same thing). The best reason I heard was it doesn't work well on Linux, which I'm like duh - they don't care about that demographic, like, at all. My best thinking is that maybe folks aren't using all the features. I mean, one of them is a voiced Copilot summary of a meeting done by a man and woman, like they are talking about the meeting at the water-cooler. Truly terrible and amazing all at once.

      D This user is from outside of this forum
      D This user is from outside of this forum
      danitos@reddthat.com
      wrote last edited by
      #11

      For me is the low bar of quality assurance. It is so incredibly filled with bugs.

      Wrong connection status, inconsistent connection status, sometimes decides to not receive any calls and ghost missing calls are a daily ocurrence in my group. Literally any of these bugs will happen 5+ times a day.

      I'm also convinced it is the reason my Win10 install got borked and had to reinstall the whole OS.

      sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS C 2 Replies Last reply
      4
      • M marcos@lemmy.world

        At this point, any file you store in Windows is temporary only. Backup it to your phone if you want to be sure.

        And, of course, neither of them is private. Expect them to be sent to everybody you know with your name attached.

        pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
        pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
        pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
        wrote last edited by
        #12

        This is not the future we were promised. I never would have thought that we would have to be our own security experts to save ourselves from the companies we depend on.

        rapchee@lemmy.worldR 1 Reply Last reply
        3
        • D danitos@reddthat.com

          For me is the low bar of quality assurance. It is so incredibly filled with bugs.

          Wrong connection status, inconsistent connection status, sometimes decides to not receive any calls and ghost missing calls are a daily ocurrence in my group. Literally any of these bugs will happen 5+ times a day.

          I'm also convinced it is the reason my Win10 install got borked and had to reinstall the whole OS.

          sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
          sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
          sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world
          wrote last edited by
          #13

          When I worked at Boeing, for reasons that are completely unknown to me, they had features of some products (including Teams) disabled and were running versions that were quite behind. And it occurred to me that some people experience the tech this way. I wonder if that is happening for others who have negative experiences...

          D D 2 Replies Last reply
          0
          • M mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca

            Microsoft anything, really

            OneDrive/SharePoint is worse than Teams. fight me

            ofc I would never say I love Teams

            burntwits@sh.itjust.worksB This user is from outside of this forum
            burntwits@sh.itjust.worksB This user is from outside of this forum
            burntwits@sh.itjust.works
            wrote last edited by
            #14

            “[…] I love Teams”

            • mrgoosmoos, 2025
            V M 2 Replies Last reply
            15
            • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world

              When I worked at Boeing, for reasons that are completely unknown to me, they had features of some products (including Teams) disabled and were running versions that were quite behind. And it occurred to me that some people experience the tech this way. I wonder if that is happening for others who have negative experiences...

              D This user is from outside of this forum
              D This user is from outside of this forum
              dustydata@lemmy.world
              wrote last edited by
              #15

              Often times it is because of limitations beyond the control of MS. Like, in my company we use MS products because they are the standard. But we have to work with the vendor and IT to selectively disable a group of features and updates. Because we are very secretive and confidentiality is paramount for very good reasons, it has nothing to do with trade secrets, it is about protecting people. Nothing can leave our servers, no telemetry, no AI, no automated cloud backups, no summary, no bots on meetings, no transcriptions, none of the usual crap they are constantly pushing for. Salesmen look at us like we are aliens, but it's either that or we can't do our job well. As a result, we are often left with lobotomized versions of the same apps. But at the same time, it shows how little those feature are actually useful or necessary. And in particular, how they are a prime point of failure and bugs.

              Our Teams still fucks up connections from time to time. But it is usually because it forgets it is neutered and tries to do something it isn't supposed to do and our VPNs nuke the connection. Like trying to call MS instead of our servers for telemetry, or trying to spin the module for a feature that doesn't exist in our network. Then it becomes very obvious how buggy and ungraceful the whole app is. It can't fail gracefully, it just craps itself and drags the whole computer with it.

              D 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • S spacenoodle@lemmy.world

                Confirmed hilarious by an actual stroke victim.

                ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
                ivanafterall@lemmy.world
                wrote last edited by
                #16

                lol! You had a stroke!?

                S 1 Reply Last reply
                3
                • P photuris@lemmy.ml

                  I had hope for Microsoft when they came out with WSL and VS Code.

                  I was a fool, of course.

                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  B This user is from outside of this forum
                  bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works
                  wrote last edited by
                  #17

                  A lot of people agree VS Code is good though... I hate that.

                  J 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI ivanafterall@lemmy.world

                    lol! You had a stroke!?

                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    S This user is from outside of this forum
                    spacenoodle@lemmy.world
                    wrote last edited by
                    #18

                    No, my wife. I ran it by her and got a hearty laugh.

                    H 1 Reply Last reply
                    4
                    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.worldS sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world

                      When I worked at Boeing, for reasons that are completely unknown to me, they had features of some products (including Teams) disabled and were running versions that were quite behind. And it occurred to me that some people experience the tech this way. I wonder if that is happening for others who have negative experiences...

                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                      D This user is from outside of this forum
                      danitos@reddthat.com
                      wrote last edited by
                      #19

                      In my case, nope, we run the most updated version. I've se en it update when I go to lunch.

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • S sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz

                        Onedrive is a nightmare.

                        Once made the mistake of keeping some personal photos in the 'pictures' directory of my own laptop.

                        Then started a course at uni, installed the free student version of MS365 or whatever it's called, including onedrive.

                        Next thing i know, I get a popup notification displaying the 'best of' my private photos on screen, while I'm showing colleagues something on my laptop!

                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        C This user is from outside of this forum
                        chickenladyloveslife@lemmy.world
                        wrote last edited by
                        #20

                        I bought Windows laptops for my elderly parents a couple of years ago. The default screen saver was something that just showed a rotation of pictures. This seemed innocent enough until my parents started saving pictures on their computers ... and these pictures started showing up in the screensaver rotation, unbidden. They're far too old for this to have produced anything embarrassing, but jesus fucking christ Microsoft!

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        6
                        • M marcos@lemmy.world

                          It's so calming when it just decides to not get any new message for a day and starts removing meetings from your schedule...

                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          C This user is from outside of this forum
                          chickenladyloveslife@lemmy.world
                          wrote last edited by
                          #21

                          Are you kidding? I would pay extra for these features.

                          M 1 Reply Last reply
                          2
                          • D danitos@reddthat.com

                            For me is the low bar of quality assurance. It is so incredibly filled with bugs.

                            Wrong connection status, inconsistent connection status, sometimes decides to not receive any calls and ghost missing calls are a daily ocurrence in my group. Literally any of these bugs will happen 5+ times a day.

                            I'm also convinced it is the reason my Win10 install got borked and had to reinstall the whole OS.

                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            C This user is from outside of this forum
                            chickenladyloveslife@lemmy.world
                            wrote last edited by
                            #22

                            It is so incredibly filled with bugs.

                            I've had a number of programmer coworkers end up working for MS. They were without exception either a remarkable blend of incompetence and apathy, or wannabee product managers whose sole ambition was to never write a single line of code themselves ever again. I'm amazed that anything coming out of Redmond ever works at all.

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            3
                            • pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP pelespirit@sh.itjust.works

                              This is not the future we were promised. I never would have thought that we would have to be our own security experts to save ourselves from the companies we depend on.

                              rapchee@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                              rapchee@lemmy.worldR This user is from outside of this forum
                              rapchee@lemmy.world
                              wrote last edited by
                              #23

                              not to be "the guy" ... but there are alternatives, surprisingly simple, if you just give it a try

                              pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP 1 Reply Last reply
                              6
                              • D dustydata@lemmy.world

                                Often times it is because of limitations beyond the control of MS. Like, in my company we use MS products because they are the standard. But we have to work with the vendor and IT to selectively disable a group of features and updates. Because we are very secretive and confidentiality is paramount for very good reasons, it has nothing to do with trade secrets, it is about protecting people. Nothing can leave our servers, no telemetry, no AI, no automated cloud backups, no summary, no bots on meetings, no transcriptions, none of the usual crap they are constantly pushing for. Salesmen look at us like we are aliens, but it's either that or we can't do our job well. As a result, we are often left with lobotomized versions of the same apps. But at the same time, it shows how little those feature are actually useful or necessary. And in particular, how they are a prime point of failure and bugs.

                                Our Teams still fucks up connections from time to time. But it is usually because it forgets it is neutered and tries to do something it isn't supposed to do and our VPNs nuke the connection. Like trying to call MS instead of our servers for telemetry, or trying to spin the module for a feature that doesn't exist in our network. Then it becomes very obvious how buggy and ungraceful the whole app is. It can't fail gracefully, it just craps itself and drags the whole computer with it.

                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                D This user is from outside of this forum
                                danitos@reddthat.com
                                wrote last edited by
                                #24

                                I feel jelous. My company should have the same attitude due to the nature of data it proceses, but is the opposite. I've found some serious vulnerabilities and the only repercusion was me getting silenced.

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • rapchee@lemmy.worldR rapchee@lemmy.world

                                  not to be "the guy" ... but there are alternatives, surprisingly simple, if you just give it a try

                                  pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
                                  pelespirit@sh.itjust.worksP This user is from outside of this forum
                                  pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #25

                                  Ha ha ha, I get what you're putting down. It's just another thing I have to deal with and I have no idea on how to start. You guys seem great, I just can't even begin to think about it. I'm procrastinating enough on my paid projects.

                                  rapchee@lemmy.worldR 1 Reply Last reply
                                  2
                                  • T the_picard_maneuver@piefed.world
                                    This post did not contain any content.
                                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zipT This user is from outside of this forum
                                    tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #26

                                    So uh, what's everyone using these days to call internationally to cell phones or company landlines? Because teams looks like they've cut all that functionality for me, unless I'm just not understanding their dumbass interface.

                                    O 1 Reply Last reply
                                    3
                                    • T the_picard_maneuver@piefed.world
                                      This post did not contain any content.
                                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                                      B This user is from outside of this forum
                                      bonesofthemoon@lemmy.world
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #27

                                      Actual signs of a stroke for those who want to or should know: the acronym is FAST- face, arm, speech, time to call 911.

                                      J 1 Reply Last reply
                                      7
                                      • T the_picard_maneuver@piefed.world
                                        This post did not contain any content.
                                        deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.worksD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.worksD This user is from outside of this forum
                                        deathbybigsad@sh.itjust.works
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #28

                                        I love the Microsoft ~CEO~ ~Assassin~ Teams

                                        ~(For~ ~legal~ ~purposes,~ ~this~ ~is~ ~a~ ~joke)~

                                        1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • C chickenladyloveslife@lemmy.world

                                          Are you kidding? I would pay extra for these features.

                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          M This user is from outside of this forum
                                          marcos@lemmy.world
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #29

                                          It's bundled with the rest of Office, so you may not even need to pay anything!

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          1
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          Powered by NodeBB Contributors
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Feed