Sometimes people dont understand what they are signing up for
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Basketball shorts are my normal attire. I've also been a caregiver for many years for my mom, and I can assure you, in an urgent situation, I can have the shorts on before I stand. I'm a pro at wake up, reach down and grab, and slide my legs into them as I'm standing. It literally takes no more time for me than it would to walk out of my room naked. They sit directly on top of my flip flops that I also slide into as I stand up. Shirts take more time, but that's less important for me as a guy (still pretty important as a fat guy that hates being shirtless beyond what I can even explain).
That said, not everyone is such a seasoned professional. Robe is probably the better call. I'd wear a robe more often if I could find one that wasn't so hot, I can only handle them in deepest of winter
I now imagine people training wake up.
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I now imagine people training wake up.
It's not totally unheard of. Firefighters do it. I imagine back in the day when doctors lived at hospitals (does this still happen?) they did it, too. People who do live in caregiving often practice waking up routines in case of emergency.
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To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.
Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.
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Never understood naked sleepers
It's sterile and I like the taste.
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I need to remove more than my clothing to be naked.
Here's why: I fainted once in the hospital, while I was drying off after a shower, and when I woke up I was surrounded by cute nurses I'd been flirting with all month. They were kind enough to give me a towel for dignity.
This is not the most embarrassing thing to happen to me in this hospital, but this was the first big one.
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To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.
I know where my towel is.
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Robe, or just going naked out the door. Probably naked since my priority first is getting my partner and animals out. In this scenario, lacking clothes seems like a pretty minor thing.
Yeah, realistically, what household doesn't have a few extra blankets lying around? If I awake to my neighbor's house on fire, and them standing naked in the yard, the least I can do is hand them a blanket to wrap themselves in. And that's one of the few situations where being completely naked in public is perfectly socially acceptable.
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How often has this happend to you?
Twice but I live in firesville
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To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.
In the summer I may as well catch on fire if I sleep in clothes. A fire preventing me from getting dressed is just a good excuse to not have to wear them outside for once. In winter when I'm happy to wear clothes I wear them in bed too.
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To naked sleepers: if there is a fire, are you gonna dress first or evacuate the building in your natural state?
That and similar scenarios makes me a dressed sleeper.
Usually pants are very close to my bed, even if I evacuated nude, taking some basic clothing with me wouldn’t be a big deal, I also wear pants in no time. Countless times I woke to like parcel delivery and had to dress up quickly, it’s not a big deal
