I should get some fishnets.

I'm a big fan of fishnet stockings — ones that require a suspender belt, not hold-ups (Ideally a good suspender belt has 6 (ideally metal clips). The reason for this is that if you put your underwear on over the suspender belt, it makes it way more easier to go to the toilet because you don't have to disrupt your stockings at all (and pulling tights up and down always contributes to ladders and tears, in my experience, especially with fishnets).

Another perk is that it makes it easier to cycle through damaged fishnets. You can get away with some holes in fishnet tights^[1] or stockings (and depending on how punk one's aesthetic is, some damage may improve the vibe ), but eventually they'll get too torn up and need to be disposed of. With stockings, if one of them gets damaged, I can just throw that one away. If I start with a few pairs of the same stockings, they seem to last longer than the equivalent number of pairs of tights.

[1]: Though actually, if you think about it, damaging fishnet tights actually causes there to be fewer holes. Philosoraptor.jpeg

For various reasons; i havent thought about this for years.