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  • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

    In memory of my 95 extended cab

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    mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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    It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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    • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

      In memory of my 95 extended cab

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      blargh513@sh.itjust.works
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      Having a tiny bed is totally OK because the people that drive these silly things dont put anything back there anyway. They even have locking hard covers on them.

      These aren't trucks, they are lifestyle accessory vehicles for people who feel the need to prove that they are a big boy.

      People that work in trades, construction or other manual work drive a van or they rock an old Chevy cruze to the jobsite. Why would they waste their own money on a truck when it doesn't make them any more money?

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      • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

        In memory of my 95 extended cab

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        wjrii@lemmy.world
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        Cue the Australians laughing in Ute.

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        • unconsequential@slrpnk.netU unconsequential@slrpnk.net

          That sir is a trunk.

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          iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works
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          Trunkvertible

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          • W wjrii@lemmy.world

            Cue the Australians laughing in Ute.

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            opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de
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            I'm kidding. I looked up Ute.

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            • B blargh513@sh.itjust.works

              Having a tiny bed is totally OK because the people that drive these silly things dont put anything back there anyway. They even have locking hard covers on them.

              These aren't trucks, they are lifestyle accessory vehicles for people who feel the need to prove that they are a big boy.

              People that work in trades, construction or other manual work drive a van or they rock an old Chevy cruze to the jobsite. Why would they waste their own money on a truck when it doesn't make them any more money?

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              snackwifi@lemmy.world
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              Gender affirming care mobiles for small, weak men

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              • unconsequential@slrpnk.netU unconsequential@slrpnk.net

                That sir is a trunk.

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                thetechnician27@lemmy.world
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                It's a vestigial bed.

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                • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM mcbenavides85@piefed.social

                  It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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                  neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                  • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM mcbenavides85@piefed.social

                    It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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                    dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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                    I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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                    • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                      ganksy@lemmy.world
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                      Someone who isn't trying to compensate for masculinity, or aerodynamics.

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                      • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

                        I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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                        al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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                        If only there was another way to acquire a vehicle created with the intention of moving large items. That way You-haul it for way less then owning maintaining and the price difference in gas. They should also make these available at every big box home improvement store. The cyber truck was created for you have a nice day.

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                        • A al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com

                          If only there was another way to acquire a vehicle created with the intention of moving large items. That way You-haul it for way less then owning maintaining and the price difference in gas. They should also make these available at every big box home improvement store. The cyber truck was created for you have a nice day.

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                          dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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                          Thank you for proving my point.

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                          • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                            al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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                            Banjos music intensification!

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                            • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

                              Thank you for proving my point.

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                              al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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                              Thanks for making driving on the road with you awful.

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                                Banjos music intensification!

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                                0ops@piefed.zip
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                                Bluegrass is underappreciated

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                                  Bluegrass is underappreciated

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                                  wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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                                  Live happy. Look up WNCW.

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                                  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

                                    I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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                                    noite_etion@lemmy.world
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                                    Pavement princess found

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                                    • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

                                      In memory of my 95 extended cab

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                                      slingstone@lemmy.world
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                                      Here's my usual comment about how awesome my 1996 Nissan hardbody pickup was, with its regular cab and 6 foot bed.

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                                      • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                        I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                                        mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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                                        You’re cool. You pass.

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                                        • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

                                          In memory of my 95 extended cab

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                                          bromswolligans@lemmy.world
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                                          I have a midsize truck from a yester-decade that by now seems like a small truck. Even if it had a long bed and full cab it would be more practical, and I'd argue universally acceptable size and shape than full-sized trucks pulling even a crew cab + short bed combo. When you see a full size with a crew cab and a long or god help us extended bed, it just makes the blood boil. Because as we all know, on top of the "needs two parking spaces and probably takes 4-6 depending on the driver" situation, they have nothing in their beds practically all the time.

                                          Trucks aren't inherently a problem, and it's okay if they're unladen plenty of the time. But most people need a truck like mine; most people have a truck like the full-sized nonsense described above. That's the problem.

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