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  • B blargh513@sh.itjust.works

    Having a tiny bed is totally OK because the people that drive these silly things dont put anything back there anyway. They even have locking hard covers on them.

    These aren't trucks, they are lifestyle accessory vehicles for people who feel the need to prove that they are a big boy.

    People that work in trades, construction or other manual work drive a van or they rock an old Chevy cruze to the jobsite. Why would they waste their own money on a truck when it doesn't make them any more money?

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    snackwifi@lemmy.world
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    Gender affirming care mobiles for small, weak men

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    • unconsequential@slrpnk.netU unconsequential@slrpnk.net

      That sir is a trunk.

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      thetechnician27@lemmy.world
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      It's a vestigial bed.

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      • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM mcbenavides85@piefed.social

        It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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        neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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        • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM mcbenavides85@piefed.social

          It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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          dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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          I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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          • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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            ganksy@lemmy.world
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            Someone who isn't trying to compensate for masculinity, or aerodynamics.

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            • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

              I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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              al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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              If only there was another way to acquire a vehicle created with the intention of moving large items. That way You-haul it for way less then owning maintaining and the price difference in gas. They should also make these available at every big box home improvement store. The cyber truck was created for you have a nice day.

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              • A al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com

                If only there was another way to acquire a vehicle created with the intention of moving large items. That way You-haul it for way less then owning maintaining and the price difference in gas. They should also make these available at every big box home improvement store. The cyber truck was created for you have a nice day.

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                dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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                Thank you for proving my point.

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                • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                  I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                  al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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                  Banjos music intensification!

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                  • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

                    Thank you for proving my point.

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                    al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com
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                    Thanks for making driving on the road with you awful.

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                    • A al_kaholic@lemmynsfw.com

                      Banjos music intensification!

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                      0ops@piefed.zip
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                      Bluegrass is underappreciated

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                      • 0 0ops@piefed.zip

                        Bluegrass is underappreciated

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                        wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io
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                        Live happy. Look up WNCW.

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                        • dohpaz42@lemmy.worldD dohpaz42@lemmy.world

                          I may not haul things every day, but when I do need to haul things, it’s worth it despite people like you being condescending about it. 🤷‍♂️

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                          noite_etion@lemmy.world
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                          Pavement princess found

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                          • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

                            In memory of my 95 extended cab

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                            slingstone@lemmy.world
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                            Here's my usual comment about how awesome my 1996 Nissan hardbody pickup was, with its regular cab and 6 foot bed.

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                            • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                              mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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                              You’re cool. You pass.

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                              • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

                                In memory of my 95 extended cab

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                                bromswolligans@lemmy.world
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                                I have a midsize truck from a yester-decade that by now seems like a small truck. Even if it had a long bed and full cab it would be more practical, and I'd argue universally acceptable size and shape than full-sized trucks pulling even a crew cab + short bed combo. When you see a full size with a crew cab and a long or god help us extended bed, it just makes the blood boil. Because as we all know, on top of the "needs two parking spaces and probably takes 4-6 depending on the driver" situation, they have nothing in their beds practically all the time.

                                Trucks aren't inherently a problem, and it's okay if they're unladen plenty of the time. But most people need a truck like mine; most people have a truck like the full-sized nonsense described above. That's the problem.

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                                • N neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  I got an 87 F150 that hauls trash and kayaks... what's my status?

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                                  db2@lemmy.world
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                                  Depends, 300 302 or 351?

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                                  • opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.deO opticalmoose@discuss.tchncs.de

                                    In memory of my 95 extended cab

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                                    callmeanai@lemmy.world
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                                    Towing and having a real back seat. I'm really not sure what's so complicated.

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                                    • mcbenavides85@piefed.socialM mcbenavides85@piefed.social

                                      It’s not like people with trucks haul anything nowadays. Just a status symbol.

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                                      callmeanai@lemmy.world
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                                      I'll ask again, any data to actually support this. Been asking 6 years now and rarely get a response. And when I do it's t9 secondary sources that all link back to a private industry report with no methodology or a MSNBC report with some of the shittiest questions for a poll I've seen

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                                      • C callmeanai@lemmy.world

                                        Towing and having a real back seat. I'm really not sure what's so complicated.

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                                        skyezopen@lemmy.world
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                                        Parking is what's complicated, mostly.

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                                        • B blargh513@sh.itjust.works

                                          Having a tiny bed is totally OK because the people that drive these silly things dont put anything back there anyway. They even have locking hard covers on them.

                                          These aren't trucks, they are lifestyle accessory vehicles for people who feel the need to prove that they are a big boy.

                                          People that work in trades, construction or other manual work drive a van or they rock an old Chevy cruze to the jobsite. Why would they waste their own money on a truck when it doesn't make them any more money?

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                                          bear@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                                          I see plenty of these modern roided out status symbols on actual construction sites, probably used as commuters.

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