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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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    cuerdo@lemmy.world
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      redsand@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Stockholm syndrome

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        muntedcrocodile@hilariouschaos.com
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        The best beer is a free beer. The second best is cold.

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          allywilson@lemmy.ml
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          Cold beer hasn't been around for that long in the grand scheme of things. When did refrigerators become common, like the 1930's?

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            fckreddit@lemmy.ml
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            Better no beer than warm beer.

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              saltesc@lemmy.world
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              A lot of beers aren't great cold. The intended flavours come out at higher temps.

              Coldness is marketed with mass quantity beer brands as it masks their awful flavour/low quality. Ergo, warm beer is associated with gross flavour, but it's actually just really shit beer.

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                A lot of beers aren't great cold. The intended flavours come out at higher temps.

                Coldness is marketed with mass quantity beer brands as it masks their awful flavour/low quality. Ergo, warm beer is associated with gross flavour, but it's actually just really shit beer.

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                arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone
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                These temps don't really seem "warm" to me. It pretty much looks like it ranges from actually cold to like moderately cool or something.

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                  These temps don't really seem "warm" to me. It pretty much looks like it ranges from actually cold to like moderately cool or something.

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                  waz@feddit.uk
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                  10-14C is roughly ‘cellar temperature’
                  Which is what ordinary beer should be compared to fridge temperature for lagers. If it needs to be almost frozen and has fruit in the neck of the bottle, you’ve strayed too far.
                  Edit - replaced strayed for stayed.

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                    lena@gregtech.eu
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                    Hmmm, yes, very wise

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                      proprietary_blend@lemmy.world
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                      Ackchyually...

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                        Ackchyually...

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                        otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        Ack-chew-you-all-ee? Thafuq? 🤦🏼‍♂️

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                          Cold beer hasn't been around for that long in the grand scheme of things. When did refrigerators become common, like the 1930's?

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                          otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                          1930's what?

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                            Better no beer than warm beer.

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                            otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                            Warum beer*

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                              10-14C is roughly ‘cellar temperature’
                              Which is what ordinary beer should be compared to fridge temperature for lagers. If it needs to be almost frozen and has fruit in the neck of the bottle, you’ve strayed too far.
                              Edit - replaced strayed for stayed.

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                              otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              Fruit in the nerck is also a telltale sign of "strayed" vs "stayed", apparently.

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                                callmebuttlove@lemmy.world
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                                Warm beer and cold coffee are the same temperature.

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                                  Fruit in the nerck is also a telltale sign of "strayed" vs "stayed", apparently.

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                                  waz@feddit.uk
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                                  lol, autoincorrect strikes again!!

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                                    1930's what?

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                                    redditrefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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                                    1930's nuts.

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                                      mrsemi@lemmy.world
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                                      A bush in the hand is worth any number on the bar stools.

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                                        mrsemi@lemmy.world
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                                        I submit Shiner Bock as the perfect beer. It is delicious at every temperature, with the flavor subtly evolving over the spectrum, and it is the one and only beer I have found to still be drinkable after forgetting it outside on a blistering 100+ (38c) day for an hour.

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