20 beers

There's no volume stated here... is 1 beer a pint, 0.5 liters,, small bottle/can of .33 liters, 2 liter bottle.

If it's the the small bottle it's not that much

37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

37! my girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!

NASA, with the tampons.

NASA, with the tampons.

You'd think that but due to reduced gravity in LOE it takes more beer to feel like a man. You can calculate the number of beers required by taking the number of beers at sea level times the distance from sea level in kilometers.

Procurement for business/government/military (including and especially NASA), is very different than what you would see on a shelf at your local drug store.

The drug store can't buy a single box of tampons. They have to get an entire case of boxes of tampons. If each box is say, 20 tampons, and there's more than 5 of those per case, then they're buying at least 100 tampons so they can get a single box of them.

There's a lot of alternatives they could have looked into, like neighboring government institutions which may already stock them, asking them to supply a smaller quantity than they would have needed to order, or ordering outside of their typical channels and sending the intern down the road to buy a box from the nearest pharmacy... Those things wouldn't really get accounted for in their budgeting though... So they would prefer to order through their normal distribution.

It's a funny comment to make to Ride, "is 100 enough?" And I'm sure everyone had a good chuckle.

Regardless they probably didn't see another good option for ordering other than to just buy a case of them and figure out the rest later.

the body will start getting rid of alcohol way quicker than you will be consuming it, through any means necessary.

This shit is getting upvoted while I'm getting downvoted? Tell this to any medical professional and they will look at you the same way I look at flat earthers. Alcohol metabolism is capped, while your ability to consume it isn't nearly as capped as your body's ability to deal with it. That "by any means necessary" makes it far worse. Those who know, will know.

Another side note - tolerance /= faster metabolism.

Chug on few vodkas per hour and report back to me about your myth (or should I say, forward your autopsy report to me?)

Instructions unclear, your girlfriend now has (37! - 37) dicks remaining to suck.

1. You are not much fun. 2. You have never been to a good party. 3. Humanity owes its existence to alcohol. Beer and wine were the only safe drinks before water purification.

Alcohol also creates reproduction.

You also will vomit when too much alcohol is consumed. Even if you are passed out.