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  • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD diplomjodler3@lemmy.world

    Still a pretty dumb approach by the NASA guys. Didn't it occur to them to ask a woman - any woman - before coming up with the initial estimate? Like "hey Sally, how many tampons do you normally need during your period? OK we'll triple that for a safety margin." There. Done.

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    cethin@lemmy.zip
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    They did ask her. Sure, they could have asked how many instead, but it probably came in a 100 count well within any significant mass margins, so they just asked if 100 would be enough.

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    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldM mojofrododojo@lemmy.world

      we have found the qa tester.

      I'll have -1 beers.

      I'll have <r-*0> beers.

      I'll have all beers.

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      deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
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      Then a player asks to use the toilet. The pub explodes

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        we have found the qa tester.

        I'll have -1 beers.

        I'll have <r-*0> beers.

        I'll have all beers.

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        skunkworkz@lemmy.world
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        I’ll have✌️beers.

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        • E echodot@feddit.uk

          NASA standard is 2.5x what you expect. So we're talking 30 beers for the weekend, just to be safe.

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          skunkworkz@lemmy.world
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          Does NASA account for unexpected alien visitation? Always buy extra for the surprise visitor.

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          • P phobosanomaly@feddit.uk

            It does. I'm in the UK so 90% of the lagers or beers are between 4 and 5%.

            If you get on the Special Brew then going into double figures will probably ruin you the following day. That said, start hooning a couple of slabs of Carling C2 and you'll spend most of your time sobering up pissing in the bog/up the neighbours fence/in your mate's wardrobe in the middle of a dream.

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            thedoozer@lemmy.world
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            As your comment when on, it slowly shifted in accent in my mind until you were full-blown Scottish at the end. Really a delight.

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            • S squaresinger@lemmy.world

              Tbh, this is not quite as dumb as it sounds. Tampons weigh nothing and if there's no way to resupply, it's not quite as dumb to take more than you need. What if, for example, there's a series defect on these things and a large portion of them are defective?

              In fact, when they asked her said it's excessive, to which they told her they wanted to be on the safe side, so she said to cut it in half and bring 50pcs (which is still excessive for most periods, but on the safe side).

              In fact, in the same mission they also brought jelly beans, which were entirely irrelevant to the mission, because Reagan insisted on his favourite snack to go to orbit. They were likely heavier than 100 tampons and also much less necessary up there.

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              katana314@lemmy.world
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              I get the impression they were also preparing for a potential freak discovery where it turns out zero G has an extreme effect on the menstrual cycle, and they suddenly need a lot of them.

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              • S squaresinger@lemmy.world

                Tbh, this is not quite as dumb as it sounds. Tampons weigh nothing and if there's no way to resupply, it's not quite as dumb to take more than you need. What if, for example, there's a series defect on these things and a large portion of them are defective?

                In fact, when they asked her said it's excessive, to which they told her they wanted to be on the safe side, so she said to cut it in half and bring 50pcs (which is still excessive for most periods, but on the safe side).

                In fact, in the same mission they also brought jelly beans, which were entirely irrelevant to the mission, because Reagan insisted on his favourite snack to go to orbit. They were likely heavier than 100 tampons and also much less necessary up there.

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                smeagol666@mander.xyz
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                Reagan probably got Nancy to shove them up his ass while performing her famous BJs.

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                • U unfortunateshort@lemmy.world

                  I'm not sure whether that's a hot take, and I know there are different levels of tolerance, but I think you might have a problem if you drink 20 beers in 2-3 days (assuming 4-6% alcohol). Or at least you will probably have, starting day 2 😄

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                  tipsymcgee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  I mean, if you’re doing a full weekend of activities with friends those beers could be spaced out far enough that you’re never more than slightly buzzed (small cans, <5%ABV). But yeah, if it’s a regular thing, it’s not a great look.

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