Wealthy people's top tip to get rich quick: have rich parents.

https://theonion.com/ceo-worked-way-up-from-son-of-ceo-1819575776/

Showing the american hospital my "100% off" Cupon.

funnier because, in America, it can be a traffic accident that IS the medical emergency!

It's the very reason I left the US, abandoning the PR effort in 2k4 within my H1Bs, and came home.

But socialized medicine is evil.

At least it wasn't avocado toast.

Step 2: Don't get disowned for being neurodivergent, gay/lesbian, transgender, having relationship with someone of another race, etc. And kiss ass a lot, your life is under complete control of your parents until they die.

All very important.

So glad we moved away from the hereditary aristos of feudalism.

There is no future while one capitalist breathes, while one bank stands, while one dollar circulates.