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    klear@quokk.au
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    *You would?

    (sorry)

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    • H hiddenlychee@lemmy.world

      Someone was just telling me yesterday about how so many ROTC students get promised tuition paid for, only to find out later for some stupid reason they were disqualified. They made it seem like it's a very common thing.

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      outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Wait, a military recruiter was a slimy lying bastard? Couldn't be!

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      • C cattywampas@midwest.social

        I mean, there are plenty of boring desk jobs in the military too.

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        outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Was Adolf eichmann a murderer? He never pulled a trigger.

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          It would be better if they would kill the people making college tuition hard to get instead of killing people so their oppressors could gain even more power.

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          outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Okay, but, and hear me out; what if i just actively pursued the most abhorrent results and went full 'cruelty squad' here?

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            Was Adolf eichmann a murderer? He never pulled a trigger.

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            bloomcole@lemmy.world
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            The 'I joined bcs I needed an education' was the first excuse.
            This is the follow up.
            They have to rationalise it to themselves.
            As if there's any reason to justify joining the worst and most prolific killing machine on the planet.

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            • C cattywampas@midwest.social

              I mean, there are plenty of boring desk jobs in the military too.

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              bloomcole@lemmy.world
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              Yep, you can sit behind your screen and click on the wedding where the drone should strike.

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              • T theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                It would be better if they would kill the people making college tuition hard to get instead of killing people so their oppressors could gain even more power.

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                bloomcole@lemmy.world
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                That would take effort and risk.
                Bombing brown people from a distance is much easier.

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                • B bloomcole@lemmy.world

                  The 'I joined bcs I needed an education' was the first excuse.
                  This is the follow up.
                  They have to rationalise it to themselves.
                  As if there's any reason to justify joining the worst and most prolific killing machine on the planet.

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                  outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                  To be fair it's not the worst killing machine. Its nit like top 50% and itvus the most expensive, but it usually gets a pretty good amount of killing done.

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                  • K klear@quokk.au

                    *You would?

                    (sorry)

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                    kamenlady@lemmy.world
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                    Or

                    You will!

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                    • O outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                      To be fair it's not the worst killing machine. Its nit like top 50% and itvus the most expensive, but it usually gets a pretty good amount of killing done.

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                      bloomcole@lemmy.world
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                      What are you talking about?
                      No country even comes close.

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                      • B bloomcole@lemmy.world

                        What are you talking about?
                        No country even comes close.

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                        outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                        #17

                        For pure numbers killed, i think russia wins. For efficiency per body dropped... When was the last time the Americans fully, like, won a war? Because it wasnt in my or my parents' lifetime.

                        And they got their asses handed to them pretty badly by guys who didnt all have shoes a couple times since their last win.

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                        • K klear@quokk.au

                          *You would?

                          (sorry)

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                          callouscomic@lemmy.zip
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                          I mean, it's not like we see our intellectual best come from the military. Most of them become fucking pigs and abusers.

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                            renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf
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                            Unless you're trans

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                            • O outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              For pure numbers killed, i think russia wins. For efficiency per body dropped... When was the last time the Americans fully, like, won a war? Because it wasnt in my or my parents' lifetime.

                              And they got their asses handed to them pretty badly by guys who didnt all have shoes a couple times since their last win.

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                              bloomcole@lemmy.world
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                              Russia hasn't got a death count near the US.
                              The US has lost everything after WW2, and there they played a small role despite the Hollywood fantasy depictions.
                              (I forgot the heroic victory against Grenada)

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                              • B bloomcole@lemmy.world

                                Yep, you can sit behind your screen and click on the wedding where the drone should strike.

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                                metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub
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                                Or the humanitarian missions delivering food or supplies sometimes. Most of the time it's sit around and look threatening enough that trade is protected. That's not really a defense, it's ultimately a tool protecting American capital and propping up a failing system, just saying that most of the expense doesn't go to murdering brown people.

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                                • M metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub

                                  Or the humanitarian missions delivering food or supplies sometimes. Most of the time it's sit around and look threatening enough that trade is protected. That's not really a defense, it's ultimately a tool protecting American capital and propping up a failing system, just saying that most of the expense doesn't go to murdering brown people.

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                                  bloomcole@lemmy.world
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                                  Most of the time it’s sit around and look threatening enough that trade is protected.

                                  What? where would that be?

                                  And in no way that is protecting trade the biggest part of their horrible activities.
                                  Unless it's drug trade like cocaine in the contra scandal or heroin from Afghanistan.

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                                  • B bloomcole@lemmy.world

                                    Russia hasn't got a death count near the US.
                                    The US has lost everything after WW2, and there they played a small role despite the Hollywood fantasy depictions.
                                    (I forgot the heroic victory against Grenada)

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                                    outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                    russia hasn't

                                    Oh im counting deaths on voth sides.

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                                    • O outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      russia hasn't

                                      Oh im counting deaths on voth sides.

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                                      bloomcole@lemmy.world
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                                      Well they actually fought the nazis

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                                      • B bloomcole@lemmy.world

                                        Well they actually fought the nazis

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                                        outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        The americans did too! They just, y'know, put their leadershio in charge of everything post-war.

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                                        • R renamon_silver@lemmy.wtf

                                          Unless you're trans

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                                          underpantsweevil@lemmy.world
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                                          Surprising number of people come out as trans in the military. The fucking Airforce has a shocking number of them. It's a very strange place that has a curious way of cracking your egg, despite what would seem to be a host of disincentives.

                                          Might have something to do with the way the military has become a magnet for the technically savvy and experimental, because they've got such enormous stockpiles of hardware and (ahem) armies of people needed to engineer and maintain it all. The military is overflowing with broke smart people, stashed all over the mechanics bays and flight decks and logistics offices of its sprawling bureaucracy.

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