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    itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    Your ear knows how it will feel too, and your pinky toe, and your nose...

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      hperrin@lemmy.ca
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      False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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      • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

        False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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        ferretyfever0@fedia.io
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        Not yet. Wanna try together?

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        • M mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

          I'm pretty sure it's my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn't have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.

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          spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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          Suuuuure, buddy.

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            spacenoodle@lemmy.world
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            Hi, my name's Lava

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            • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

              False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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              skulblaka@sh.itjust.works
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              Ever eaten Hot Pockets?

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              • D davidgro@lemmy.world

                The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience... Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.

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                fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.

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                • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS skulblaka@sh.itjust.works

                  Ever eaten Hot Pockets?

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                  frozengyro@lemmy.world
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                  Hotdogs/brats with cheese in them are in the same category.

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                    mothra@mander.xyz
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                    Isn't this the same for hands?

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                    • I itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml

                      Your ear knows how it will feel too, and your pinky toe, and your nose...

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                      zachariah@lemmy.world
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                      … and my penis?

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                      • zachariah@lemmy.worldZ zachariah@lemmy.world

                        … and my penis?

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                        astutemural@midwest.social
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                        Easy there, Vance

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                        • A astutemural@midwest.social

                          Easy there, Vance

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                          cort@lemmy.world
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                          And my ass

                          1000003894

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                          • M mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

                            I'm pretty sure it's my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn't have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.

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                            kautau@lemmy.world
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                            Yeah weirdly (or maybe not) when we get down to it too every sense is a sense of touch. Your ears touch the vibrations in the air, your nose touches the particles in the air, your eyes feel the touch of the light that hits them, skin is self explanatory, and then your tongue, which is touching on a very miniscule level while checking for all the chemicals and seeing if your nose is confirming that the touch is similar to the particles

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                            • D davidgro@lemmy.world

                              The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience... Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.

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                              lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                              Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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                                A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                                • F fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                  Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.

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                                  lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                                  Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

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                                  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS skulblaka@sh.itjust.works

                                    Ever eaten Hot Pockets?

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                                    punnyname@lemmy.world
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                                    "Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?"
                                    "It's frozen, but it can be served boiling-lava hot."

                                    Hot Pockets!

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                                      brotherl0v3@lemmy.world
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                                      I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                      • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                                        False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                                        twipped@l.twipped.social
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                                        If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel

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                                        • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                                          Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                          davidgro@lemmy.world
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                                          Seems likely to me

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