Lick it
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I'm pretty sure it's my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn't have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.
Suuuuure, buddy.
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Hi, my name's Lava
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False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
Ever eaten Hot Pockets?
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The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience... Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.
Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.
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Ever eaten Hot Pockets?
Hotdogs/brats with cheese in them are in the same category.
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Isn't this the same for hands?
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Your ear knows how it will feel too, and your pinky toe, and your nose...
… and my penis?
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… and my penis?
Easy there, Vance
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Easy there, Vance
And my ass
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I'm pretty sure it's my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn't have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.
Yeah weirdly (or maybe not) when we get down to it too every sense is a sense of touch. Your ears touch the vibrations in the air, your nose touches the particles in the air, your eyes feel the touch of the light that hits them, skin is self explanatory, and then your tongue, which is touching on a very miniscule level while checking for all the chemicals and seeing if your nose is confirming that the touch is similar to the particles
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The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience... Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.
Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
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A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
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Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.
Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.
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Ever eaten Hot Pockets?
"Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?"
"It's frozen, but it can be served boiling-lava hot." -
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I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?
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False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel
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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
Seems likely to me
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
