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  • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

    False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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    alolanyoda@mander.xyz
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    I assume it works best when you see the things in front of you at least once, rather than just images, and I've never seen lava in real life

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      skunkworkz@lemmy.world
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      My tongue didn’t account for the taste when it longed for the anus last night.

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      • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

        A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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        tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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        That's due to the anal sampling reflex

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rectoanal_inhibitory_reflex

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        • T tyler@programming.dev

          I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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          renzev@lemmy.world
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          The silicone type of lint roller would probably feel like an unusually firm silicone dildo and the sticky tape type would probably feel slippery like postage stamp and taste with that sickly sweet chemical adhesive taste

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          • S skunkworkz@lemmy.world

            My tongue didn’t account for the taste when it longed for the anus last night.

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            tipsymcgee@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            There’s no accounting for taste, famously

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              katana314@lemmy.world
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              There’s an indie game that just came out called Dragon Detective, where investigation is about using the five senses, plus the sixth sense of magic.

              You would think that Taste would be a fringe-use sense that barely comes up, but no, this dragon really does lick the whole crime scene to judge the makeup of an object.

              “S-Stop! Please stop licking the walls!!”

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              • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

                There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                greenshimada@lemmy.world
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                I dunno....

                looks at pile of discarded lint rollers covered in saliva

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                • D davidagain@lemmy.world

                  Interesting. Yes.

                  If you feel this as a loss, I'm sure that if you let this be known widely enough in your friend group, someone will offer to help you out with the missing sensory data.

                  And if not, there's definitely an app for that. Just put that on your profile.

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                  lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                  (your username is kinda epic)

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                  • T toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org

                    Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                    It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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                    lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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                    Toddler as soon as Mom turns her back:

                    Licks the couch & sucks on wooden table leg

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                    • K kautau@lemmy.world

                      Yeah weirdly (or maybe not) when we get down to it too every sense is a sense of touch. Your ears touch the vibrations in the air, your nose touches the particles in the air, your eyes feel the touch of the light that hits them, skin is self explanatory, and then your tongue, which is touching on a very miniscule level while checking for all the chemicals and seeing if your nose is confirming that the touch is similar to the particles

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                      scarilog@lemmy.world
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                      Disagree on eyes. Light is EM radiation, not a mechanical wave like sound. Your retina isn't 'touching' anything but the vitreous.

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                      • S scarilog@lemmy.world

                        Disagree on eyes. Light is EM radiation, not a mechanical wave like sound. Your retina isn't 'touching' anything but the vitreous.

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                        kautau@lemmy.world
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                        Though isn't it a stream of photons that hit the photoreceptors? So not touch in the mechanical sense, but things are still "touching" in the colliquial sense, like a very minute and specialized version of smell

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                        • T tyler@programming.dev

                          I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                          • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

                            I dunno....

                            looks at pile of discarded lint rollers covered in saliva

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                            fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                            Damn now I'm hungry.

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