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  • cm0002@lemmy.worldC cm0002@lemmy.world
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    outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Oof, all hass

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    • P proti@lemmy.world

      If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...

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      chicosuave@lemmy.world
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      Beef Rapture

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        mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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        Does he own the company now?

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          fauxliving@lemmy.world
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          Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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            Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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            zotethemighty@lemmy.zip
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            "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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              bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works
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              Millennial flex

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              • Z zotethemighty@lemmy.zip

                "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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                dustydata@lemmy.world
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                Corporate rate

                Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                  venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                  Like a moth to a flame

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                    ikidd@lemmy.world
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                    Toast that shit. Jeebus.

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                      beebabe@lemmy.world
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                      The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                      • I idntknow@lemmy.world

                        Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.

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                        backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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                        Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game

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                        • D dustydata@lemmy.world

                          Corporate rate

                          Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                          boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                          I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao

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                          • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                            The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                            toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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                            how much are they where u live?

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                            • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                              The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                              kolanaki@pawb.social
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                              It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                              Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                              • T toeblast96@sh.itjust.works

                                how much are they where u live?

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                                beebabe@lemmy.world
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                                $3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK kolanaki@pawb.social

                                  It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                                  Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                                  beebabe@lemmy.world
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                                  Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.

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                                  • B bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works

                                    Millennial flex

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                                    izzyj@lemmy.world
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                                    We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration

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                                    • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org

                                      Like a moth to a flame

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                                      sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Burned by the fire.

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                                      • C chicosuave@lemmy.world

                                        Beef Rapture

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                                        dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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                                        Sick band name

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                                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                                          The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                                          mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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                                          fr theyr'e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles

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