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  • P proti@lemmy.world

    If your beef starts walking away through the holes in your roof I think it's a sign...

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    chicosuave@lemmy.world
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    Beef Rapture

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      mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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      Does he own the company now?

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        fauxliving@lemmy.world
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        Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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          Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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          zotethemighty@lemmy.zip
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          "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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            bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works
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            Millennial flex

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              "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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              dustydata@lemmy.world
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              Corporate rate

              Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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                Like a moth to a flame

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                  ikidd@lemmy.world
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                  Toast that shit. Jeebus.

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                    beebabe@lemmy.world
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                    The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                      Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.

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                      backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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                      Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game

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                      • D dustydata@lemmy.world

                        Corporate rate

                        Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                        boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                        I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao

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                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                          The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                          toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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                          how much are they where u live?

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                            The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                            kolanaki@pawb.social
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                            It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                            Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                              how much are they where u live?

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                              beebabe@lemmy.world
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                              $3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK kolanaki@pawb.social

                                It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                                Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                                beebabe@lemmy.world
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                                Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.

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                                  Millennial flex

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                                  izzyj@lemmy.world
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                                  We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration

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                                  • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org

                                    Like a moth to a flame

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                                    sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Burned by the fire.

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                                    • C chicosuave@lemmy.world

                                      Beef Rapture

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                                      dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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                                      Sick band name

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                                      • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                                        The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                                        mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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                                        fr theyr'e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles

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