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    mcbenavides85@piefed.social
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    Does he own the company now?

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      fauxliving@lemmy.world
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      Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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        Bro is poor again due to an unexpected customs bill

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        zotethemighty@lemmy.zip
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        "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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          bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works
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          Millennial flex

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            "Thanks to a recent social media post, we have been made aware that you should be taxed at a corporate rate given the quantity of items purchased. We have sent you an invoice for the amount owed."

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            dustydata@lemmy.world
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            Corporate rate

            Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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              venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org
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              Like a moth to a flame

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                ikidd@lemmy.world
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                Toast that shit. Jeebus.

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                  beebabe@lemmy.world
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                  The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                    Rapidly growing more expensive than cocaine.

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                    backgrndnoize@lemmy.world
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                    Well the cartel did get in on the avocado game

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                    • D dustydata@lemmy.world

                      Corporate rate

                      Awesome! zero taxes paid.

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                      boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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                      I'mma go grab my VAT refunds on my groceries now lmao

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                      • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                        The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                        toeblast96@sh.itjust.works
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                        how much are they where u live?

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                        • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                          The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                          kolanaki@pawb.social
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                          It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                          Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                            how much are they where u live?

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                            beebabe@lemmy.world
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                            $3-6 a bag depending on where I go. Enough for a couple days of guac, and several toasts.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK kolanaki@pawb.social

                              It really depends on where you are. Close to where they are farmed? Hella cheap. A grocery store far removed from the supply source? Pretty expensive.

                              Shit, where I live there is a grocery store across the street, and then 2-3 blocks down in the opposite direction is a produce stand and pick your own strawberry field. Avacados are a little over $4 per fruit at the grocery store; I can get 10 for $1 at the produce stand.

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                              beebabe@lemmy.world
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                              Oh wow. I guess I didn’t factor that in. I live in New England, and pay between 3-6 dollars per bag. They’re super cheap at target of all places. I usually avoid aldi because they are close to ripe and I like to plan them. When I buy them, I usually get several days out of them.

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                              • B bathing_in_bismuth@sh.itjust.works

                                Millennial flex

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                                izzyj@lemmy.world
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                                We gonna be renting out avacados as status symbols like we used to do with pineapples before refrigeration

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                                • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.org

                                  Like a moth to a flame

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                                  sculptor9157@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Burned by the fire.

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                                  • C chicosuave@lemmy.world

                                    Beef Rapture

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                                    dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Sick band name

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                                    • beebabe@lemmy.worldB beebabe@lemmy.world

                                      The funniest part of the whole avocado toast thing for me is how cheap avocados are. Making it at home is fairly economical.

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                                      mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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                                      fr theyr'e like a buck a piece up here in Ontario. two bucks for the big singles

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