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A collection of some classic Lemmy memes for your enjoyment

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  • Lick it

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    My tongue didn’t account for the taste when it longed for the anus last night.
  • Shaka, when the walls fell.

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    Does NASA account for unexpected alien visitation? Always buy extra for the surprise visitor.
  • What about femdom?

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    The response is easy and obvious. Femdom is not a real hierarchy. It is a role play. That is why there is aftercare and stuff. To separate daily life and reality from role play. Like there should be a safe word that ends the role play. There is no "nvm let's not" button in a real hierarchy.
  • A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

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    Hmmm, yes, very wise
  • Let's update...

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    presses the big blue 'update' button in GNOME Software in Fedora
  • Can't have nice things

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    You need a more aerodynamic cover for the bed, then you've invented the hatchback
  • He looks like a second life character.

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  • Lake water coffee

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    Perfection
  • Everybody poops

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  • Emus: "Clever Girl"

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    put 'em in emu eggs to begin, then they make their own factories.
  • Know the signs

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    Microsoft has been good lately for every project they have been able to do from scratch, without needing to comply with backwards compatibility of their older crap. Teams is one of the projects that totally had to comply with their older crap. Along with pretty much the rest of O365.
  • I'm so old...

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    Imagine how you will feel still working at 85
  • If its meant to be they will teleport into my basement

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    I mean, we all should do our best to accommodate for other people's difficulties, but in the end, nobody can be faulted for lacking the ability to read minds.
  • The Guard's Wife

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    gloomy@mander.xyzG
    It happens to the best oh us
  • Sometimes people dont understand what they are signing up for

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH
    Twice but I live in firesville
  • meme_pihole_smartTV_transparent_logo_png.jpeg

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    Can someone please ELI5 why I should get a pihole and not just set up Surfshark or similar VPN on my router?
  • The best leaders did not emphasize emotions

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    Doesn't help that the English adjective "stoic" is used to describe exactly that, usually with a very positive connotation, to boot. Couldn't agree more with you both though, in my experience Stoicism offers some of the most broadly-applicable pragmatic advice of all the thought traditions I've encountered (with shoutouts to a few others, Buddhism being one, parts of which add up to similar practical advice). The misunderstanding of it is kind of a sad tragedy, given how many of us could benefit from the teachings. Plus it's very secular (unless I misremember), which ought to make it more accessible. Bummer.
  • The pizzelles are over 9000!

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    With the iconic name like kakarot, vegeta, chiao tzu, frieza, cooler, brolly, and more, pizzelle and baker would fit right in.
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    The thing you have to realize is that no matter what you do, tomorrow will always get here. And at the same exact time it always has. Nothing, I mean NOTHING, changes that. You can be on your phone, asleep, fucking, whatever. The March of time is constant, measured and inevitable. Good night.