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    satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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    This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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      canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

      Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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      • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

        Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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        punnyname@lemmy.world
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        "Wanna see something cool‽"

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        • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

          Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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          etherwhack@lemmy.world
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          Oh, if I remove this wire, things turn off. That's good enough. Right? /s

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            rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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            You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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            • S satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world

              This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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              triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works
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              #11

              this just gave me flashbacks
              my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
              I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

              absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                fartographer@lemmy.world
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                     LOOK AT ME
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                      ✌🏿👄
                I'm the beep stick now
                
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                • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                  this just gave me flashbacks
                  my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                  I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                  absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                  satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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                  Did you use sandpaper?!?

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                    superears@lemmy.world
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                    I was just gonna comment "Marv?" but this is as appropriate.

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                      synae@lemmy.sdf.org
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                      I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                      • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                        this just gave me flashbacks
                        my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                        I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                        absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                        cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                        There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.

                        (It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).

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                        • synae@lemmy.sdf.orgS synae@lemmy.sdf.org

                          I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                          klemptor@startrek.website
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                          Poor Frank Grimes - or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.

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                          • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                            I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                            Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                            thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                            My beepstick was probably the best $20 I ever spent.

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                            • rustyshackleford@literature.cafeR rustyshackleford@literature.cafe

                              You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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                              thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                              Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                              • T thesystemisdown@lemmy.world

                                Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                                rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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                                Really, in the US it's more a reference for possible death or severe injury.

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                                • F fartographer@lemmy.world
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                                  flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                                  Perfectly deranged, well done!

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