WWE RULE
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This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.
this just gave me flashbacks
my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minuteabsolutely hilarious in retrospect
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I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.
Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.
LOOK AT ME 👁️ 👁️ ✌🏿👄 I'm the beep stick now -
this just gave me flashbacks
my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minuteabsolutely hilarious in retrospect
Did you use sandpaper?!?
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I was just gonna comment "Marv?" but this is as appropriate.
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I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-
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this just gave me flashbacks
my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minuteabsolutely hilarious in retrospect
There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.
(It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).
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I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-
Poor Frank Grimes - or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.
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I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.
Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.
My beepstick was probably the best $20 I ever spent.
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You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted.
Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.
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Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.
Really, in the US it's more a reference for possible death or severe injury.
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LOOK AT ME 👁️ 👁️ ✌🏿👄 I'm the beep stick nowPerfectly deranged, well done!
