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  • sad_detective_man@leminal.spaceS sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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    canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

    Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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    • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

      I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

      Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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      punnyname@lemmy.world
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      "Wanna see something cool‽"

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      • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

        I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

        Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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        etherwhack@lemmy.world
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        Oh, if I remove this wire, things turn off. That's good enough. Right? /s

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          rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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          You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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          • S satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world

            This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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            triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works
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            #11

            this just gave me flashbacks
            my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
            I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

            absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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              I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

              Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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              fartographer@lemmy.world
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                   LOOK AT ME
                     👁️ 👁️
                    ✌🏿👄
              I'm the beep stick now
              
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              • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                this just gave me flashbacks
                my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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                Did you use sandpaper?!?

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                  superears@lemmy.world
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                  I was just gonna comment "Marv?" but this is as appropriate.

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                    synae@lemmy.sdf.org
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                    I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                    • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                      this just gave me flashbacks
                      my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                      I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                      absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                      cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                      #16

                      There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.

                      (It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).

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                      • synae@lemmy.sdf.orgS synae@lemmy.sdf.org

                        I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                        klemptor@startrek.website
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                        Poor Frank Grimes - or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.

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                        • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                          I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                          Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                          thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                          My beepstick was probably the best $20 I ever spent.

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                          • rustyshackleford@literature.cafeR rustyshackleford@literature.cafe

                            You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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                            thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                            Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                            • T thesystemisdown@lemmy.world

                              Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                              rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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                              Really, in the US it's more a reference for possible death or severe injury.

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                                I'm the beep stick now
                                
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                                flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                                Perfectly deranged, well done!

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