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  • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

    Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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    greenknight23@lemmy.world
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    I think you might be onto something.

    I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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    • T tyler@programming.dev

      I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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      greenshimada@lemmy.world
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      Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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      • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

        A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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        bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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        #27

        Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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          manticore@lemmy.nz
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          I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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          • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

            Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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            fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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            There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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            • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

              There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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              fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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              • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

                I think you might be onto something.

                I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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                fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

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                  fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                  Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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                  • T tyler@programming.dev

                    I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                    tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                    Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                    • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                      False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                      tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                      Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                      • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                        A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                        heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                        just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                        • manticore@lemmy.nzM manticore@lemmy.nz

                          I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                          tedesche@lemmy.world
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                          I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                            devilish666@lemmy.world
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                              sethtaylor@lemmy.world
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                              Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                              • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

                                now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                                greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                                1000001680

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                                • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                                  I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                  toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                                  Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                                  As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                                  Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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                                  • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                                    Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                    toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                                    Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                                    It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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                                    • T tikiporch@lemmy.world

                                      Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                      hperrin@lemmy.ca
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                                      Ok, fair enough.

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                                      • T tyler@programming.dev

                                        I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                                        qevlarr@lemmy.world
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                                        Only one way to find out. Do it... For science!

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                                          evil_shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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                                          My fingers also know.

                                          As does my pp.

                                          It's the brain.

                                          The same damaged brain that can't tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.

                                          That a fuck.

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