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  • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

    A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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    bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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    #27

    Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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      manticore@lemmy.nz
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      I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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      • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

        Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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        fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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        There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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        • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

          There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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          fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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          • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

            I think you might be onto something.

            I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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            fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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            now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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            • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

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              fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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              Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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              • T tyler@programming.dev

                I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                  False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                  tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                  Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                  • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                    A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                    just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                    • manticore@lemmy.nzM manticore@lemmy.nz

                      I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                      tedesche@lemmy.world
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                      I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                        devilish666@lemmy.world
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                          sethtaylor@lemmy.world
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                          Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                          • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

                            now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                            greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                            1000001680

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                            • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                              I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                              toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                              Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                              As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                              Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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                              • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                                Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                                Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                                It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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                                • T tikiporch@lemmy.world

                                  Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                  hperrin@lemmy.ca
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                                  Ok, fair enough.

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                                  • T tyler@programming.dev

                                    I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                                    qevlarr@lemmy.world
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                                    Only one way to find out. Do it... For science!

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                                      evil_shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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                                      My fingers also know.

                                      As does my pp.

                                      It's the brain.

                                      The same damaged brain that can't tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.

                                      That a fuck.

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                                      • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                                        I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                        icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                                        Asphalt tastes like gummy bears for a second.

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                                          db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                          The table leg feels like kiki and the football feels like bouba. Easy

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