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        You're supposed to lick them, tenderly

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          You're supposed to lick them, tenderly

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          ferretyfever0@fedia.io
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          You have to listen to them to satisfy them.

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            thepyropython@lemmy.world
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            Rule one of Electrical Engineering: Do not touch the spicy mains.

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              satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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              This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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                canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                  I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                  Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                  punnyname@lemmy.world
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                  "Wanna see something cool‽"

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                    I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                    Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                    etherwhack@lemmy.world
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                    Oh, if I remove this wire, things turn off. That's good enough. Right? /s

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                      You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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                        This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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                        triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works
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                        this just gave me flashbacks
                        my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                        I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                        absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                          I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                          Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                          fartographer@lemmy.world
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                               LOOK AT ME
                                 👁️ 👁️
                                ✌🏿👄
                          I'm the beep stick now
                          
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                            this just gave me flashbacks
                            my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                            I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                            absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                            satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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                            Did you use sandpaper?!?

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                              superears@lemmy.world
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                              I was just gonna comment "Marv?" but this is as appropriate.

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                                I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                                  this just gave me flashbacks
                                  my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                                  I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                                  absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                                  cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                                  There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.

                                  (It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).

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                                    I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                                    klemptor@startrek.website
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                                    Poor Frank Grimes - or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.

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                                    • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                                      I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                                      Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                                      thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                                      My beepstick was probably the best $20 I ever spent.

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                                      • rustyshackleford@literature.cafeR rustyshackleford@literature.cafe

                                        You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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                                        thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                                        Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                                          Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                                          Really, in the US it's more a reference for possible death or severe injury.

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