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    thepyropython@lemmy.world
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    Rule one of Electrical Engineering: Do not touch the spicy mains.

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      satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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      This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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        canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

        Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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        • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

          Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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          punnyname@lemmy.world
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          "Wanna see something cool‽"

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          • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

            I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

            Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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            etherwhack@lemmy.world
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            Oh, if I remove this wire, things turn off. That's good enough. Right? /s

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              rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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              You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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              • S satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world

                This reminds me of the first time I tried to masturbate.

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                triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works
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                this just gave me flashbacks
                my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                  I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                  Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                  fartographer@lemmy.world
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                       LOOK AT ME
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                  I'm the beep stick now
                  
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                  • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                    this just gave me flashbacks
                    my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                    I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                    absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                    satansmaggotycumfart@piefed.world
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                    Did you use sandpaper?!?

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                      superears@lemmy.world
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                      I was just gonna comment "Marv?" but this is as appropriate.

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                        synae@lemmy.sdf.org
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                        I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                        • T triflingtoad@sh.itjust.works

                          this just gave me flashbacks
                          my parents never gave me "the talk" so i had to figure it out myself, so I was on my (handed down) Nintendo switch on YouTube searching "how to masturbate" and stuff like that. I didn't want my parents finding out so I was signed out of my account and like everything was behind a sign in popup.
                          I remember watching a YouTube video of some southern people in cowboy hats at an event where they had PVC pipes between their legs and sandpaper and it was a competition to see who could get the PVC pipe sanded down the most in 1 minute

                          absolutely hilarious in retrospect

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                          cracks_inthewalls@sh.itjust.works
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                          There's something about someone learning about masturbation using a Nintendo Switch that makes my bones ache.

                          (It was a gallery of Japanese bathroom graffiti found via Yahoo! that cracked the code for me, in terms of the necessary mechanics. Thank you, bored guy taking a shit in Shibuya and even more bored guy who made a website with translations).

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                          • synae@lemmy.sdf.orgS synae@lemmy.sdf.org

                            I don't need safety gloves, because I'M HOMER SIM-

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                            klemptor@startrek.website
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                            Poor Frank Grimes - or "Grimey," as he liked to be called.

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                            • C canonical_warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com

                              I still remember the day I was kneeling on a wet rooftop working on a 480V three phase airhandler and learned the hard way that some chucklefuck wired the disconnect to only disconnect one phase of power instead of all three. I still have no idea how that didn't fucking kill me.

                              Always check the wires with your beep stick before you check them with your fingers.

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                              thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                              My beepstick was probably the best $20 I ever spent.

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                              • rustyshackleford@literature.cafeR rustyshackleford@literature.cafe

                                You never do forget the first time you were electrocuted. 🤔

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                                thesystemisdown@lemmy.world
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                                Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                                • T thesystemisdown@lemmy.world

                                  Slightly pedantic, but electrocuted means you're dead.

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                                  rustyshackleford@literature.cafe
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                                  Really, in the US it's more a reference for possible death or severe injury.

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                                    flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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                                    Perfectly deranged, well done!

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