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  • M mouselemming@sh.itjust.works

    I'm pretty sure it's my brain extrapolating from that baby experience and combining it with finger sensations. I didn't have the opportunity to lick a basketball or (US) football but my tongue can surmise the difference in the bumps because my fingers know.

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    kautau@lemmy.world
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    #16

    Yeah weirdly (or maybe not) when we get down to it too, every sense is a sense of touch. Your ears touch the vibrations in the air, your nose touches the particles in the air, your eyes feel the touch of the light that hits them, skin is self explanatory, and then your tongue, which is touching on a very miniscule level while checking for all the chemicals and seeing if your nose is confirming that the touch is similar to the particles

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    • D davidgro@lemmy.world

      The unfortunate answer is that it knows through long forgotten experience... Anything a toddler sees goes in the mouth.

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      lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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      Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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        the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world
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        A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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        • F fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com

          Unfortunate? That's an important part of learning as a toddler.

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          lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world
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          Sucking on couches & table legs & footballs. Toddlers have a lot going on at school.

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          • skulblaka@sh.itjust.worksS skulblaka@sh.itjust.works

            Ever eaten Hot Pockets?

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            punnyname@lemmy.world
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            "Is your Hot Pocket cold in the middle?"
            "It's frozen, but it can be served boiling-lava hot."

            Hot Pockets!

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              brotherl0v3@lemmy.world
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              I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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              • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                twipped@l.twipped.social
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                If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel

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                • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                  Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                  davidgro@lemmy.world
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                  Seems likely to me

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                    tyler@programming.dev
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                    I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                    • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                      Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                      greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                      I think you might be onto something.

                      I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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                      • T tyler@programming.dev

                        I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                        greenshimada@lemmy.world
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                        Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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                        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                          A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                          bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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                          Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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                            manticore@lemmy.nz
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                            I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                            • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

                              Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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                              fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                              There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                              • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

                                There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                                fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                                • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

                                  I think you might be onto something.

                                  I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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                                  fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                                  now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                                    fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                                    Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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                                    • T tyler@programming.dev

                                      I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                                      tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                                      Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                                      • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                                        False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                                        tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                                        Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                        • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                                          A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                                          heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                          just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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