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  • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

    False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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    twipped@l.twipped.social
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    If it weren’t for the skin incinerating temperature, it’d probably feel like softened caramel

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    • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

      Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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      davidgro@lemmy.world
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      Seems likely to me

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        tyler@programming.dev
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        I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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        • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

          Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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          greenknight23@lemmy.world
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          I think you might be onto something.

          I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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          • T tyler@programming.dev

            I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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            greenshimada@lemmy.world
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            Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

              A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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              bashnagdul@lemmy.world
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              #27

              Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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                manticore@lemmy.nz
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                I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

                  Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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                  fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                  There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                  • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

                    There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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                    fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                    • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

                      I think you might be onto something.

                      I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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                      fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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                      now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                      • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

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                        fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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                        Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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                        • T tyler@programming.dev

                          I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                          tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                          Extra sticky postage stamp.

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                          • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                            False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                            tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                            Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                            • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                              A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                              heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                              just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                              • manticore@lemmy.nzM manticore@lemmy.nz

                                I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                                tedesche@lemmy.world
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                                I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                                  devilish666@lemmy.world
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                                    sethtaylor@lemmy.world
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                                    Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                                    • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

                                      now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                                      greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                                      1000001680

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                                      • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                                        I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                        toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                                        Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                                        As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                                        Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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                                        • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                                          Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                                          toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                                          Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                                          It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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