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  • track_shovel@slrpnk.netT track_shovel@slrpnk.net
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    manticore@lemmy.nz
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    I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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    • G greenshimada@lemmy.world

      Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.

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      fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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      There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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      • F fuckfascism@lemmy.world

        There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?

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        fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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        • G greenknight23@lemmy.world

          I think you might be onto something.

          I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.

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          fiskfisk33@startrek.website
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          now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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          • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

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            fuckfascism@lemmy.world
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            Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.

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            • T tyler@programming.dev

              I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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              tikiporch@lemmy.world
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              Extra sticky postage stamp.

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              • H hperrin@lemmy.ca

                False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.

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                tikiporch@lemmy.world
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                Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                • T the_mighty_kracken@lemmy.world

                  A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.

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                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                  just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.

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                  • manticore@lemmy.nzM manticore@lemmy.nz

                    I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE™️

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                    tedesche@lemmy.world
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                    I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!

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                      devilish666@lemmy.world
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                        sethtaylor@lemmy.world
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                        Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢

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                        • F fiskfisk33@startrek.website

                          now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one

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                          greenknight23@lemmy.world
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                          1000001680

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                          • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                            I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                            toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                            Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.

                            As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.

                            Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.

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                            • L lemmyknowsbest@lemmy.world

                              Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?

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                              toxoplasma0gondii@feddit.org
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                              Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
                              It might take longer to make all the experience one needs, but they will get them one way or another.

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                              • T tikiporch@lemmy.world

                                Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.

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                                hperrin@lemmy.ca
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                                Ok, fair enough.

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                                • T tyler@programming.dev

                                  I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like

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                                  qevlarr@lemmy.world
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                                  Only one way to find out. Do it... For science!

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                                    evil_shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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                                    My fingers also know.

                                    As does my pp.

                                    It's the brain.

                                    The same damaged brain that can't tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.

                                    That a fuck.

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                                    • B brotherl0v3@lemmy.world

                                      I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?

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                                      icelimit@lemmy.ml
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                                      Asphalt tastes like gummy bears for a second.

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                                        db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                                        The table leg feels like kiki and the football feels like bouba. Easy

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                                        • B bashnagdul@lemmy.world

                                          Pretty much every asshole I know can do that

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                                          davidagain@lemmy.world
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                                          You test them? Your parties must be unsettling for new friends!

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