Lick it
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Lightly used lint roller and wet tongue? Fuzzy and tacky but slippery. Unless you dry out your tongue first, then it'll just stick in a weird and unsatisfying way.
There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?
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There's a satisfying way to lick a lint roller and you know this how?
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I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one
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Yeah but that's more theory vs practice.
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Extra sticky postage stamp.
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False. I have no idea what licking lava would feel like.
Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.
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A healthy anus can tell the difference between solids, liquids, and gasses.
just because it can tell the difference doesn't mean you can necessarily do anything with that information. sometimes that train, she comes quickly.
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I guess infancy is just about establishing a fundamental texture profile to use in adulthood. A standardised collection of mouthfeels. PANTONGUE
️I was thinking exactly this while reading the meme. Our first experiences with the world are touching things and then putting them in our mouths. We build a cognitive database of touch- and taste-based sensory data from day one. Of course that’s going to inform our thoughts later on!
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Oh, my stars! Does that mean.... Oh, goodness 🫢
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now that was a disturbing mental jump if I ever saw one
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I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?
Most definitely as a baby or toddler, yes you have. And if it was not asphalt it was similar stuff like walls and such.
As soon as one has enough data and a brain developed enough one absolutely can tell the feel and taste of stuff even if not tested.
Bonus points if your a parent. Toddlers WILL force stuff in your mouth and you WILL have the chance to test the theories.
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Some toddlers have helicopter parents who never let them put anything in their mouth. Will they be stunted in their growth and development and sensory skills?
Oh, these kids will make their experiences whatsoever. Even helicopter parents need to do stuff from time to time and kids somehow KNOW if they are not watched, ever for a second.
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Pain. Your face may also feel some, as well.
Ok, fair enough.
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I looked at a lint roller and I’m pretty positive I have no clue what licking that would be like
Only one way to find out. Do it... For science!
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My fingers also know.
As does my pp.It's the brain.
The same damaged brain that can't tell how it will feel doing something it enjoys.
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I've seen this before, but I have to wonder: has anyone actually tested it? Like sure, you can imagine what licking asphalt would feel like, but have you ever just done it to make sure your imagination is right?
Asphalt tastes like gummy bears for a second.
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The table leg feels like kiki and the football feels like bouba. Easy
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Pretty much every asshole I know can do that
You test them? Your parties must be unsettling for new friends!
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I think you might be onto something.
I have no idea how dick would feel on my tongue, because I've never had one on my tongue.
Interesting. Yes.
If you feel this as a loss, I'm sure that if you let this be known widely enough in your friend group, someone will offer to help you out with the missing sensory data.
And if not, there's definitely an app for that. Just put that on your profile.
